thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

+21349  true  ...   

syd1274:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

Thank. You. For. Saying. This.

+75512  true  and sad   

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

+286666  TRUE   
Yohji Yamamoto (via wordsthat-speak)
❝ My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone. ❞
+38024  true   

mclolnalds:

if i had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, i could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

casaeroticas:

whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing

they’re never as awed as they should be tbh

#i just stare at them and wonder why they don’t care 

+130869  true   
+2368  true   

captainlitebrite:

+304876  up  true   
+30623  true  about me   

Me with everyone ever

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

sabermeltdown:

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This is me all the time trying to write asks

+75329  SO  TRUE   

pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

+572802  true   

bookish-malarkey:

and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person

stage 1: denial

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stage 2: anger

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stage 3: bargaining

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stage 4: depression

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stage 5: acceptance

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repeat ad infinitum

+109031  true  tumblr   

softywolf:

if you spend any time with me at all, there’s a 98% chance i’m going to give you a spontaneous sex talk. just go with it.

+9  about me  true   
+147987  true   
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